Kurt Schlichter

Kurt Schlichter

Time For Conservatives To Get Ruthless Fighting For Free Speech

Liberals, having lost the battle of ideas because their crummy, corrupt collectivist ideas suck, want to ban our ideas because people are naturally going to choose our ideas over theirs. Well, normal people are, because ...
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Students, Here’s A Plan To Solve Your Debt Problem (You Won’t Like It)

So, you’re a barista with a problem – you took out $200K student loans to get that master’s degree from Gumbo State in “LGBTQ2#v& Experiences as Reflected in 17th Century Bolivian Folk Songs” and now ...
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Trump Counterattacks Using Democrat's Hypocrisy

George Orwell’s socialist tyrants worked hard to impose what he called “doublethink,” but today’s left can’t even manage singlethink. Our bloated, soft and lazy elite no longer bothers to try to fool us with consistent, ...
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I Hate #Science Because All Conservatives Hate #Science

Liberals sure love #Science, but like all conservatives I just hate #Science so very, very much. Did you know that 97% of #Science-people, who clearly love #Science, agree that the global warming climate crisis means ...
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How About Some “Adversity Points” For Hardworking Kids Of Hardworking Parents?

The latest tactic for the elite to shaft Normal Americans is the obnoxious “adversity score” that the academifascists who run the SATs plan to introduce as a way to give a fig leaf of objectivity ...
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The GOP Base Is Done Tolerating RINO Collaboration With The Democrats

The stupid Beltway GOP Establishment, but I repeat myself, is finally standing firm on something – unfortunately, what it is standing firm on is its failure to listen to its own base. The base is ...
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Liberal Sex Strike Fails To Score

You think, “Nope, progressives can’t possibly be any dumber,” and then they proceed to reset the dumbness bar. The latest example is Alyssa Milano, who has publicly announced she’s not going to have sex anymore ...
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The Avengers Is A Conservative Movie

Sure, The Avengers: Endgame is a conservative movie, just like Star Wars and Star Trek. “Not Star Trek!” shriek its doughy fanboys, who go on to point out how that cinematic universe embraces collectivism: the ...
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Our Lying Garbage Media Is Lying Garbage, But You Knew That

Dunking on the mainstream media is as easy as tripping a fat kid in a cast, except we would probably feel sorry for a fat kid in a cast who we tripped and sent slamming ...
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Be A Rooftop Korean

We should all be ready to do our duty as American citizens and, when duty calls, each of us should embrace our inner Rooftop Korean.The year was 1992, 27 years ago right about now, and ...
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Work Hard, Play By The Rules, And Be Hated By Liberals

That famous formulation by Bill Clinton describing the Normal Americans that Democrats used to at least pretend to care about now describes the Americans that the Democrats openly hate – you and me. We’re America ...
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What Do The Never Trump Losers Do Now?

While it was immensely satisfying to watch the utter humiliation of the TRUMP TREASON COLLUSION RUSSIANS! liberals, that joy paled in comparison to the schadenfreude that came from watching the crestfallen Never Trump bitter-enders as ...
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Come On Democrats, Impeach Trump!

I dare Nancy Pelosi to impeach Donald Trump.All decent people agree that impeachment is a moral necessity. It was a smokescreen that the prosecutor the libs squeed over and his flock of slobbering Democrat donors ...
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My Simple, Effective Comprehensive Illegal Immigration Reform Plan: Go Home

Get out, illegals. Go home. Or don’t go home – I don’t care where you go. You just can’t stay here in America.This is my elegant, uncomplicated comprehensive immigration reform plan. If we did not ...
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The Real Leaders Of The Democrats Want To Shut You Up

No, Nancy Pelosi is not the leader of the Democrat Party, nor are any of the 723 goofs running for its 2020 nomination. It’s a triumvirate that rules, but not a cool one like Caesar, ...
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