News from the Twittersphere

News from the Twittersphere

Trump directs intelligence agencies to cooperate with investigation into origins of Russian collusion hoax

Here’s some breaking news: President Trump has authorized all U.S. intelligence agencies to cooperate fully with Attorney General William Barr’s investigation into the origin of the Russian collusion hoax. We’ll include a couple of tweets ...
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‘Be proud’: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lauds colleague who said Border Patrol was intentionally killing children

Of course Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez jumped in to defend another of her freshman “sisters” who in a hearing Wednesday said the Border Patrol were killing migrant children on purpose: “the evidence is really clear that ...
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Rep. Ted Lieu wants it made ‘very clear’ that ‘Democrats are not saying impeachment’

“Democrats are not saying impeachment,” Rep. Ted Lieu told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Wednesday, apparently unaware of all the times Democrats have introduced articles of impeachment against President Trump. Rep. Brad Sherman introduced articles of impeachment ...
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It’s lit: Marianne Williamson locks in her spot in Democratic debates; Gillibrand, Swalwell still AWOL

Yes, you read that right … self-help author and spiritual guru Marianne Williamson has reached enough individual donations and hit 1 percent in the latest Monmouth poll, securing her a spot in the 2020 Democratic ...
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Is the delay of the Harriet Tubman $20 bill due to Trump’s racism or good old government inefficiency?

Harriet Tubman was trending on Twitter Wednesday after Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin said the redesigned $20 bill featuring her wouldn’t be coming out as planned in 2020, but was being pushed back to 2028. Mnuchin ...
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‘Just a reminder’: Karol Markowicz puts AOC’s concerns about colonial cauliflower in perspective

As Twitchy told you yesterday, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez bemoaned the presence of certain vegetables like cauliflower in community gardens because, as she put it, it’s “taking a colonial approach to environmentalism.” We know the competition is ...
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Article 25? ‘Crazy Nancy’ Pelosi says a statutory intervention on President Trump is a good idea

As Twitchy reported earlier, a day after issuing a statement accusing President Trump of an unprecedented cover-up campaign, “Crazy Nancy” Pelosi let down Democrats across the country by saying “we’re not at that place” where ...
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AOC offers up proof that ‘the climate crisis is real y’all’ [screenshots]

In case you missed it, Washington D.C. was under a tornado warning for a bit this afternoon. But no tornado could blow as much hot air as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. In her addled mind, tornadoes are ...
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The science is settled: Tom Nichols knows what the abortion debate is really all about

Are you sitting down? You should probably try to find a chair. Otherwise, you might faint from the shock of seeing Real Conservative Tom Nichols regurgitate tiresome pro-abort talking points. Let’s start here, with NYT ...
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Critics of Gov. Greg Abbott’s ‘controversial’ ‘Save Chick-fil-A’ bill say it’s discrimination ‘cloaked in religion’

You might remember a post on Twitchy Wednesday in which Houston Chronicle columnist Erica Grieder just kept digging and digging and digging trying to make it true that it was conservatives who’d made Chick-fil-A an ...
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Ilhan Omar confronts hate and bigotry by railing against the ‘Religious Right’ in pro-abort rant [video]

Remember earlier this week, when hateful bigot — and Democratic congresswoman — Ilhan Omar boldly proclaimed that she has “a duty to confront hate and bigotry”? I introduced this legislation because we have a duty ...
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Chad Pergram reveals stable genius Trump’s official new nicknames for Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer

And the drama continues. As Twitchy reported yesterday, President Trump cut short a meeting about infrastructure with Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House Majority Leader Chuck Schumer after Trump discovered that Pelosi had done a CNN ...
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OUCH! Here’s why a judge ordered Jussie Smollett’s case records unsealed (smackdown alert)

The records from the Jussie Smollett investigation have been ordered unsealed by a judge: A judge has ruled to unseal records in 'Empire' actor Jussie Smollett's case: https://t.co/dykyYzZUrK pic.twitter.com/pnA80l6ebg — ABC 7 Chicago (@ABC7Chicago) May ...
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BOO and YAH! Brit Hume DROPS Vox’s Aaron Rupar for yet another LAME attempt at slamming Trump and it just takes 5 little words

Poor Aaron Rupar from Vox, if we’re writing about him twice in one day it’s never a good thing. Earlier today he was trying very hard to pretend that AG Barr eating in Trump’s hotel ...
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‘Deserve a SMACK in the mouth’: Ricky Gervais turns pro-throwing-milkshake Twitter upside down with SPOT-ON tweet

Ricky Gervais gets it. Throwing a milkshake at someone you disagree with politically just proves you don’t really have an argument; of course, he said it far better than we can. I voted remain. I ...
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‘Too shocked for words’: Somebody’s conspicuously missing from CNN’s homepage [screenshot]

We can remember a time not so long ago when CNN couldn’t get enough of Michael Avenatti. But now? Michael Avenatti appeared on CNN and MSNBC over 120 times last year, but CNN just can’t ...
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‘What matters more? Who he is NOW or then?’ Chad Felix Greene defends Kyle Kashuv against ‘gotcha reveals’ in brave thread

Shocker. Old screenshots of inappropriate jokes Kyle Kashuv told privately to friends years before the Parkland shooting have been made public and people are doing their best to try and destroy this young man because ...
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Lefty Virginia State Senate hopeful Qasim Rashid outs himself as a liar or an idiot (or possibly both)

Elizabeth Warren still thinks that her plan to cancel student loan debt is fiscally and logically sound: I do! Share your stories using #CancelMyDebt and find out how my plan to cancel student loan debt ...
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Bernie Sanders appoints self McDonald’s CFO, explains why they can afford to raise wages (and people have thoughts)

If there’s one thing Bernie Sanders has spent decades proving, it’s that he’s never too busy to tell others how to spend their money, and no corporation is too big or small to be offered ...
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Blackfaceplant? Maybe Virginia AG Mark Herring shouldn’t be touting his anti-racist cred

Democratic Virginia AG Mark Herring would just like to take this time to point out to Virginia Republicans all the things he’s done to fight the scourge of racism and white supremacy: Are you paying ...
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A method to her madness? Josh Barro explains why Nancy Pelosi might be avoiding the ‘path to impeachment’

The Resistance is is really ramping up the “impeachment” talk, but so far, it doesn’t seem to be having the desired effect Nancy Pelosi. Despite their efforts, Pelosi hasn’t really budged. Does she know something ...
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The new AOC parody account gives Bernie Sanders an economics lesson

Socialist Bernie Sanders is at it again, this time calling on McDonald’s to pay its workers $15 instead of buying back stock: In my view, if McDonald’s has enough money to buy back $22 billion ...
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‘He knew. He allowed it’: Rep. Mark Meadows predicts what James Comey will be doing ‘within days’

Former FBI Director James Comey most recently took his 2016 spin to a CNN town hall, where he denied allegations of political bias at the bureau in 2016 and claimed that Trump is a “chronic ...
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Now THIS is just pathetic: Alyssa Milano shares Dem’s thread on the ‘steps of impeachment’ like it actually MATTERS (hint, it doesn’t)

Knowing what we know about Nancy Pelosi stating Democrats are not on the path to impeachment makes Alyssa Milano sharing Rep. David Cicilline’s thread on the steps of impeachment even sadder. Or funnier, depending on ...
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It just got REAL: Kellyanne Conway UNLOADS on Nancy Pelosi for treating her like ‘her maid and pilots’ and DAAAMN

If you’re starting to feel like politics in 2019 is a little bit like watching a soap opera you’re not too far off. Take it from us, this is a heckuva lot more interesting than ...
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Report about how Barack Obama hopes to get his memoir to out-sell Michelle’s sparks spit-takes

Many are wondering which Democrat candidate will end up with the endorsement of Barack Obama, but that will have to wait because the former president reportedly has a more immediate concern: Report: Obama Wants His ...
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Donald Trump continues to inspire confidence in his ability to surround himself with ‘the best people’

Remember last December, when Donald Trump unloaded on former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson? Mike Pompeo is doing a great job, I am very proud of him. His predecessor, Rex Tillerson, didn’t have the mental ...
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‘Thinks we’re stupid’: Libs aren’t happy with Nancy Pelosi over ‘not on a path to impeachment’ and it’s GLORIOUS

It appears Nancy Peolosi’s presser where she declared, House Demos are “not on a path to impeachment” didn’t go over so well with her fellow libs: Nancy Pelosi thinks we're stupid. — David Klion🔥 (@DavidKlion) ...
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AWKWARD: Clearly Kamala Harris never saw this question coming from Stephen Colbert when she went on his show (watch)

So. Much. YAWWWWWWWWN. Kamala Harris babbling about tires and how it’s Trump’s fault people need new tires because the roads are bad could be the most 2019 thing ever. Watch. We cannot abandon our democracy ...
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Trump WINS: Just 1 day after Trump threw DOWN in the Rose Garden Nancy Pelosi says Dems ‘not on a path to impeachment’

Thinking Nancy Pelosi took Donald Trump’s ‘speech’ in the Rose Garden on Wednesday pretty seriously. Pelosi says House Dems are "not on a path to impeachment" — Joe (@JoePerticone) May 23, 2019 Uh-oh, Nancy. Leftist ...
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OMG-LOL! Saladino for Congress’ thread on how to have sex that doesn’t result in a pregnancy TRIGGERS ‘sooo many soy boys’

We can’t decide if this thread from Saladino for Congress is epic or cringy. Could it be both? You know what, we’re going to go with both. Why not? Take a look. I have had ...
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Freelance journo covering Eric Swalwell accidentally proves the MSM doesn’t give a crap about gun violence in Chicago

What will it take to get the MSM to cover gun violence in Chicago? Apparently, not even a visit to the city by presidential candidate Eric Swalwell, who is campaigning on gun violence. Freelance journo ...
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Pass the chicken! Dem Rep. Steve Cohen challenges Nancy Pelosi’s sense of patriotism over Trump impeachment

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi continues to avoid beginning impeachment proceedings against President Trump even though she’s accused him of a “cover-up” (of what we have no idea). That’s not sitting well with Democrat Rep. Steve ...
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‘You can’t POSSIBLY be this stupid.’ Vox’s Aaron Rupar ROASTED for trying to dunk on Barr by comparing him to Lynch/Clinton

Apparently, AG Bar dined at the Trump Hotel in DC last night … AG Bill Barr dining at Trump Hotel DC pic.twitter.com/GEVSOwEoXK — Ali Dukakis (@ajdukakis) May 23, 2019 Which is apparently a big deal? ...
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